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Thursday, May 14, 2020

Black humor " 15 Signs that you may have the new coronavirus "





  • 15 Signs that you may have the new coronavirus I hope it amuses you


1. Lack of energy. You haven't taken the trash in a week;

2. You have at least two objects made in China at home;

3. Your eyes flow abundantly when you see what income you have;

4. Muscle aches when someone asks you to help them carry something;

5. Nausea and vomiting when you turn on the TV on the news;

6. Vomiting on Saturday around 6 in the morning when you get home broken;

7. Stomach, intestinal and anal burns after eating an extra spicy shaorma;

8. Dizziness after any discussion with parents;

9. Agitation after 2 days without alcohol;

10. Chills, shaking violently if you threw yourself into the Danube after the cross;

11. In the morning it is hard for you to get out of bed;

12. The brain is severely affected. Don't sleep at night and watch series on Netflix;

13. Tinnitus. You always feel like you hear a drill somewhere;

14. Panic attacks at the ATM;

15. Paralysis when he asks you "Where are you coming from at this hour?"




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